Kristie was online earlier today when she stumbled across an ex of Paris Hilton.
Or more specifically – pictures of his penis. Allegedly 😉
His very bent penis.
And Kristie straight away thought about what a friend had told her about this…
A bent penis happens over time according to which hand the guy uses to masturbate.
This actually could explain why penises come in such a varied amount of shapes and sizes (pun intended).