Kristie told us all about her ‘weird pre-sex ritual’ last month and it got us thinking… what other rituals are there for the taking before the deed is done?

We’ve put together the ‘Thinkergirls Step-by-Step Guide to Pre-Sex Rituals’ to get you started.

Step 1: Freshen Up Down There (Like Kristie does: LISTEN!)

STEP 2: Chomp on some pineapples… It’s guaranteed to make “everything” taste better!

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STEP 3: Pep yourself up with a little Pep Talk… “You can do this!” “You got this!” “You are a sex machina!”

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STEP 4: Treat this like a workout and STRETCH them muscles before you work them.

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STEP 5: Listen to some sexy, soul music. Think Al Green…Boyz II Men…

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STEP 6: Get Romantic – think candles, sexy robes coming off, lights off…ambience.

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STEP 7: Whisper sweet nothings into your SO’s ear…

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STEP 8: Pounce. Congratulations. You’ve made it to the main event…

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You’re welcome.